Tuesday, September 27, 2011

A Joke Fur You

Happy Tuesday Everybody!
What to hear a joke?  
Sure you do, okays I will tell it to you...

How Many Dogs Do You Need to Change a Lightbulb?

Greyhound
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Labrador Retriever
Oh, me, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeze? Please, please, please?

Golden Retriever
The day is young. The sun is shining. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside the house worrying about a burned out bulb?

Jack Russell Terrier
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the furniture and walls.

Cocker Spaniel
Why bother changing it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Australian Shepherd
First, let me put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Rottweiler
Try and make me.

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or - We don't need no stinkin' light bulb!

Border Collie
Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring I find that's not up to code.

Old English Sheep Dog
What light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see any light bulb!

German Shepherd
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people out of the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed anyone and made one last perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Dachshund
You know I can't reach that dumb lamp!

Poodle
Let me just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails should be dry.

Boxer
Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Bwahahaha! 
I cracks myself up!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

27 comments:

  1. Woo need to get your own show!


    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  2. Maggie Mae, you crack us up, too. Just don't ask us to change a light bulb. Or fetch. Or any of that stuff :-)

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  3. hahahhaha.. the last photo is so funny... You sure do crack us up :)

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  4. Maggie Mae - that is a real rib tickler !

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  5. Ah yes, the golden retriever is right on! Nice way to start the day!

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  6. That was funny and so true! Thanks for the giggle, Maggie Mae!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  7. That was spot on and most amusing! Thanks for the pick me up on Tuesday.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  8. HEHEHE, Very good Maggie Mae! Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  9. Aaaahhhhhh good one Maggie
    Benny & Lily

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  10. Oh Maggie Mae... I was just Rollin on the floor. Those were more fun than an Oak tree full of Squirrels!!!! You should go on the TV thingy.

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  11. BOL - that was a good one, Maggie Mae :)
    Stewey

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  12. haha thanks for the giggles miss maggie mae!

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  13. Hey Maggie Mae!
    Wow, that's BOL funny! They say only the truth is funny so that's right on about us doggies. Love it! Thanks for the smile today.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  14. Good one, my friend! AND, as always, I love your smile!

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  15. BOL! I know you got the German Shepherd one right for sure!

    Bunny

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  16. Maggie Mae you tell the funniest jokes and your timing is purrfect. Should you take your show on the road, I'd love to be your manager.
    Hugs from yoru BFFF,
    Madi

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  17. You cracked us up too, Maggie Mae - We agree, who cares about light bulbs anyway - you can't eat them:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  18. BOL! I'm catching up on blogs and your post was a bright spot in some sad posts. Thank you!!

    I've missed you! Is your ear all better now?

    Wags,
    Zona

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  19. That was a good one Maggie Mae!! I personally like what the Golden said. Have a good day!

    <3 Daisy Boo

    p.s. My sister's middle name is Mae too, Mylie Mae ;)

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  20. Awesome joke!!! Can you hear me laughing all the way out here in CO?????

    Thanks for a good laugh.

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  21. Love it!! WE aren't near tall enough to do that.
    Mommy isn't either so she uses a stick with a buld holder to screw them in. Course Weenie don't don't care if there's a light on or not.

    {{{huggiues}}}...Mona & Weenie

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